Queen Mary hacked by … Anonymous?

On Friday morning I learned to my shock that Queen Mary University of London (QMUL), the Crystal Palace of Russell Group universities, was hacked by the internationally renowned online activist group, Anonymous. The group’s notoriety comes hand-in-hand with its mantra to expose hypocrisy, tackle corruption and unveil world secrets in an inflammatory ‘doing it for…

DWP faces legal blitzkrieg

Iain Duncan Smith’s little shop of horrors, more commonly known as the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP), has opened itself up to a legal challenge after telling a woman who was denied employment and support allowance that she contributed to her own medical condition, Ewing’s Sarcoma (a rare bone cancer). “We have now decided…

Farage kickstarts UKIP winter clearout

How dull would Sky News be without Nigel Farage and his band of merry madhatters? In the politicosphere this week, Ed Miliband exerted an earlier-than-expected influence on the banking sector, while the Liberal Democrats have, rather typically, “managed to create a whole sex scandal without any sex,” as Lord Steel amusingly phrased it.  Nigel Farage also stole…

Hollande “pillow talked” his way through press conference, say experts

According to political analysts, French president Francois Hollande “pillow talked” his way through a controversial press conference in which he baffled hungover journalists with philosophical declarations and anecdotes about his penis, Gerard.  Many originally believed the press conference – which followed Closer first divulging details surrounding the President’s shaganigans – was to be held in order…

World leaders to counter climate change by igniting Supervolcano

Selfie-snapping world leaders and beard-wielding, fiendish climate scientists have this week come together to tackle the ongoing threat of climate change, by proposing to detonate one of Earth’s many known Supervolcanos.  In an emergency meeting, the team discussed the need to plunge the world into a state of long term cooling (following a brief period…

I’m a Public Hate Figure… Get Me Out of Here!

Nobody plods the line between politics and celebrity more clumsily than D-list serial nepotist Nadine Dorries, who began her 2014 with a fresh earnings controversy. The Mid Bedfordshire MP took another brave step towards celebrity desolation after making an ill-fated appearance on a special charity-raising edition of ITV’s The Chase. Ms Dorries consistently flaunted an astonishing…