Islamic State nobel prizeThe infamous death cult Islamic State has inadvertently been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in light of accidentally uniting the Middle East following thousands of years of conflict.

A spokesperson from the Nobel Prize committee said: “The US-led effort to combat IS has so far brought together forces from Bahrain, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates. Even Iran. Plutonium Iran. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Iran.”

“For the first time in a long time the Middle East marches together with the West – that is, at least, until the Islamic State is destroyed and one by one these nations return to the diplomatic norm of stabbing each other in the back.”