Islamic State Struggling To Expand Tourism Industry

The So-Called Islamic State (S-CIS) has been struggling to meet ambitious targets to expand its “sub-par” tourism industry, according to a leaked internal report.  The internal appraisal, conducted by the Minister for Infidel Relations, concluded the wannabe nation state was found lacking in a number of key areas thought to drive tourism, including affording visitors the courtesy of being allowed to…

Study: Most lab mice oblivious to impending horrors

Most laboratory mice kept by scientists across the UK are blissfully unaware of the torturous and life-altering experiments set to befall them, a study has shown. The new research was conducted by a team of researchers looking for better things to do than to continue working on a thoroughly interesting long-term study into G protein-coupled…