Jeremy Corbyn has promised that if elected Prime Minister he would unleash a torrent of nuclear death upon our Russian foes and its scores of civilians.
The Leader of the Opposition told Her Majesty’s Today programme: “We have had a think as a party. We have had a comprehensive review of our defence policy and I have revised my position.
“I can confirm the next Labour government will make use of our Trident nuclear missiles for the first time since the patrols began 21 years ago.
“It has been a tremendous waste of taxpayer’s value for money, and as a party we believe it is time to finally make use of our nuclear capabilities by confirming that we will nuke the shit out of Russia if Putin continues to step out of line.”