MI5 agent accused of “not taking terror threat seriously enough” nominates Jihadi John for ALS #IceBucketChallenge

Swept by the latest distraction consuming Britain, senior MI5 agent Robert Neil has embarrassed bosses after nominating Islamic State soldier ‘Jihadi John’ for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Mr Neil, 38, told reporters that the move was all part his master scheme to track down Britain’s most wanted terror suspect, and that it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he had consumed…

Scientists have no idea what they’re doing, admit scientists

Recent graduate scientists have no clue what they’re doing with themselves, according to new research which they published themselves, mostly on Facebook.  Moments following their graduation ceremony, a class of Biomedical Sciences students clumped together to ask each other about what they’re doing next year, before concluding that they have absolutely no idea how the real world works. Mark, who…